Doc's Place

© 2008, Michel Grover. All rights reserved.
Chapter 1 | Part 7
Saturday, September 15, 1984

The only reaction Peter shows is to widen his eyes and part his lips slightly, as if he is taking a deep breath. Perhaps his body is demanding more oxygen because his heart rate has increased.

"No matter which executives stay and what they do, keep up the pressure. I will target the most vulnerable executives with defiant acts unrelated to job performance such as insubordination and not showing up for work. Almost immediately, those vulnerable executives will begin making dumb moves. We focus people"s attention on those dumb moves while diverting attention from the sale." Sliding forward, I ask, "Have you told any executives about your plans to cut staff?"

"No," says Peter, his blue eyes glistening, "but they do know about remodeling."

"Announce the reductions in force, the RIFs, privately to the new CEO. Tell him to have the executives provide him with a list of ten percent staff to cut within five business days. The executives will ask him when he plans to make the cuts, but tell him not to answer. Once he has the list, tell the CEO to order Human Resources to begin cutting those staff that weekend, without telling the rest of his executive team."

"Casinos are busiest on weekends. Cutting staff then would cause havoc," says Peter, staring at me.

"Exactly," I say, watching the realization in his expression. "It"s just one more dumb move by a desperate executive. When the media asks about it, deny any knowledge."

"The news media won"t believe that."

"They will if you pretend you"re covering for a CEO desperate to make target numbers for a bonus," I say, holding his gaze.

Frowning, he asks, "Why would I cover for such an idiotic move?"

Count three seconds and say, "Because it would reflect poorly on your judgment to replace a chief executive so quickly after promoting him."

Watching his face, his body language, I guess that he is imagining the scenario I have described. Press on by asking, "Have you told any executives about your plans to sell Doc's Place?" When he shakes his head, I say, "Don't tell them until remodeling is almost finished, and then tell them to keep it out of the media." Resting my palms on my knees, I say, "Lots of details to work out, but that should do it."

Peter is sitting absolutely still. He asks, "And why will this plan work?"

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Doc's Place Chat
© 2008, Michel Grover.
Chapter 1 | Part 7
Early Spring 2008

Mic :
In the left frame, I'm posting Doc's Place, one of my copyrighted stories. I'll post a part of a chapter, wait for a while so people may leave comments or questions and then post those I find interesting.

Ian :
Both Jill and Peter exhibit a lot of self control.

Benny :
When I read that, it reminds me of the people who analyze poker games and players on tv.

Suze :
The woman is trying to create chaos. She's a manipulative bitch, worse than Peter.

Ian :
Yeah Suze, but that's the point: draw attention away from the sale.

Suze :
We're talking about people's lives here and she's pitching layoffs on weekends calculated to create havoc. It's horrible. And why? So she can earn her bonus? Give me a break.

Ben :
Her pitch appeals to Peter though, doesn't it? Remember, she doesn't have the job yet. At this point, she's not trying to earn her bonus; she's trying to get the job.

Carlo :
Of course, being the manipulative sociopaths that they appear to be, both probably have hidden agendas that we may discover later in the story.

Ian :
I like Benny's comments about poker faces but when I read it, I thought Peter was like the town mayor in those old Western movies. He hires a gunslinger, Jill, but he can already see that he has to make a plan for getting rid of her once she finishes the job.

Suze :
You people are fascinated with these characters. I admit they're not criminals but what they're proposing is certainly unethical if not immoral.

Les :
C'mon Suze, if you don't believe this kind of thing goes on every day in every country in the world, aren't you just being naïve?

Suze :
Suppose I agree. I still feel disgust at what these wretched excuses for human beings are planning. These people disgust me. They deserve one another.

Lucia :
Are you going to quit reading?

Suze :
No.

Lucia :
Why not, if the characters disgust you? Are you not fascinated, drawn in, by your disgust?

Suze :
I concede your point, Lucia but now I'm upset. Mic, may we change the subject?

Mic :
Jill, another story about your drive to Reno, perhaps?

Maria :
Finally. It's only taken 7 parts to discuss an 8-hr drive.

Alan :
More like 33 years. You must be loving this, Jill. You talked decades ago about doing this. Jill and I were in the USAF in Japan together, from '72 to '75.

Jill :
Portland?

Alan :
You know it, man, land of the weird. You have quite a following here too. Hey, Raj and Ian. How they hangin', bro's?

Raj :
Translation, please.

Ian :
Think I got it. Of all the places I'd like to visit in the States, I'd like to spend half my time in Portland, just soaking in the weird. Gets me all misty thinkin' about it.

Alan :
Send Ian my email, Mic. We'll get hooked up.

Raj :
Okay, thanks for the email, Mic. I understand now. Yo Alan, one lingam left, my man!

Alan :
Uh. . . .

Mic :
Best I could do. What did you mean when you said that Jill talked decades ago about doing this, Alan?

Alan :
1973, Jill and I and a bunch of guys are working a graveyard shift—midnight to eight. We're talking about the best way to get the word out when you really believe in something. Jill started popping off about having a real-time, interactive chat with everyone who was interested— everyone in the world. `Course, we told her she was nuts.

Mic :
34 years ago, she imagined it and now she's doing exactly as she imagined. Go ahead, Jill.

Jill :
After leaving Melanie, I check my gauges and decide to gas up later. I'm about to blow by Elko when a trooper hits me with the red spotlight. I pull over and Locaccio walks up.

"Take a break, Price," he says. "Follow me in for lemonade." We pull up to a coffee shop. Locaccio walks in without his hat and sits across from me in a booth.

A woman comes out and says, "Hi Carmine. Does your wife know you're meeting strange women?" She bends down and kisses him on the mouth.

Locaccio places his hand on her hip and says, "Honey, this is Jill Price. She's driving to Reno for a job interview. Jill, this is my wife, Maria and this is her place."

Shake hands with Maria. "I'm actually not all that strange once you get to know me," I tell her.

"A couple lemonades, hon," says Locaccio.

She leans close and gives me a stage whisper, "Be careful. He's not as dumb as he looks." Then she's gone.

Look at him and ask, "Carmine?"

"I'm a Guinea," he says with a shrug. "Took care of that Wayfreight," says Carmine. "Got outstanding traffic warrants in Utah and California. Should keep him busy all day."

"Thanks," I tell him as Maria returns. She sets down the drinks and says, "Two-fifty." Look at her and then at Carmine. They just look at me blankly. Pull the cash out of my back pocket and hand her three bucks. "Keep the change, Maria," I say.

"Thank you," she says and walks off.

"The Governor's gonna hear about this lemonade scam you got goin', Carmine."

Lucia :
So what, Daddy pulls people over so they can spend money at your restaurant?

Maria :
Oh, he was just trying to help me get started. It was harmless, and it really helped.

Benny :
I'm just a kid so I don't drive but that doesn't sound legal. Is it?

Alan :
Apparently it is in Nevada.

Jules :
Would've scared me shitless, man. I was carryin' contraband at the time.

Mic :
Doug, you're our legal expert.

Doug :
Hell, I don't know. Wouldn't even know how to look it up.

Lucia :
What'd Daddy say when you mentioned the lemonade scam, Jill? Keep going.

Jill :
Like any good cop, he changes the subject and puts the guilt on me. He asks, "You know anything about a gray Honda just this side of Wells, Price?"

"Saw a guy waving people over but no one was stopping," I tell him.

"So you pull over and offer to help," says Locaccio.

My time with detectives make this police tactic crystal clear so I say, "I'm a woman alone on a desert highway. Why would I do that?" We both sip lemonade. Mm-mm, freshly squeezed lemons in ice water. Good stuff. I smack my lips and have some more. "The kid okay?" I ask casually.

"A little beat up," says Carmine.

"Really?"

"Claims two truckers stopped. Kicked his ass, taped him up and took his money."

"Two truckers," I say, and sip more of the tasty lemonade.

"What the kid said."

Benny :
Ha, that's great, didn't wanna tell the cops he got beat up by a girl.

Ben :
Have to admit, it's a pretty embarrassing thing to tell anyone, let alone the police. Although, if I had to get my ass kicked by a girl, I'd rather it be Jill. At least she knows what she's doing.

Carlo :
Now why in hell would you have to get beat up by a girl?

Ben :
I don't know. I was just sayin

Ian :
Maybe a wager.

Doug :
Why would anyone bet that he could be beat up by a girl?

Les :
Yeah, Ian's right. Like if it was on the Jackass movie, you'd have to do it.

Benny :
So, would you just stand there and take it?

Ben :
Well, if it was Jill, you'd have to because there's nothing you could do about it.

Carlo :
What, you a black belt, Jill?

Jill :
No idea. Never competed.

Ben :
She's so far beyond belts that they don't even apply.

Lucia :
This is a useless discussion. There's absolutely no way to know.

Benny :
How can you be past black belt? I thought that was best of all.

Ian :
No, Benny, it's only the best we can measure. Like the speed of light. Might be something faster but how are we to know?

Lucia :
Mic, why are you posting this crap?

Steph :
I know why but the jerk won't post what I write.

Ben :
Now see, that was subtle, for Stephanie anyway.

Mic :
I thought so and I owed her one. Go ahead, Jill.

Jill :
Maria stops beside our booth and asks, "How is that lemonade?"

I take out five bucks and said, "Best I've ever had. How about two to go, Maria?"

"Very well, and how about you, Carmine? Two to go?"

He nods enthusiastically.

My five bucks disappears. I purse my lips and shake my head.

Carmine smiles. "You're a good sport, Price."

"Why do you say that?"

"Good lemonade though, right?"

Ben :
Speaking of subtle, ol' Carmine sounds like he's got a pretty good sense of humor, Maria.

Lucia :
Mom?

Maria :
I'm sorry. It's so typical of him, nodding like that, and then telling Jill she's a good sport. He used to tease me like that constantly. Yes, he was funny and quite subtle.

Les :
Oh man, don't even tell us ol' Carmine ain't around no more.

Lucia :
I'll take that one. Sorry all, but Daddy's ticket got punched by the big C 2yrs ago. He was a great guy to play a joke on too. We girls used to tease him without mercy.

Jules :
Bummer, man. The only cop I ever liked and the guy ups and dies before I can meet him. How old was he?

Lucia :
67. Fought it for years. Used to joke that every year he made it past 62, he was stickin' it to the man like he was beatin' a speeding ticket.

Raj :
Handling it well, Lucia.

Lucia :
I can type while I cry, unlike Mom.

Ian :
Any consolation, we miss him too. Sounds like a hell of a bloke.

Lucia :
tks

Jill :
Tell him it's the best lemonade I ever had and I mean it. Drink mine down and look around for the restroom.

"Back there," says Carmine, pointing with his thumb. As I slide out of the booth, Carmine adds, "You know, we put that kid in the county lockup."

Stand up, stretch and ask, "What for?"

"He matches a description we got on someone involved with a missing person report. Young woman out of the San Luis Obispo area turned up missing. This kid might be involved."

Walk off to use the restroom. When I get back, the four lemonades are on the table with lids and straws—two in each bag. "Gotta get," I tell Carmine, gathering my bag. He slides out and walks with me.

"Thank you for stopping, Jill," calls Maria.

"My pleasure," I call back, waving. Carmine is holding the door so I scoot through the doorway. "Nice lady," I tell him.

"She's great," says Carmine. "Just opened up last week."

"She'll do fine," I say.

"I hope so," he says. "I get everyone I can to stop." Carmine leans against the `Bird and watches me lean over the door to set the drinks on the center console. "One trucker stopped by Wells to say that he saw two people talking beside another car near that Honda. One was a blonde woman. He couldn't describe the other person but he thought the individual was wearing a ball cap."

Ignore that about the ball cap and ask, "What was her name? The missing girl from California."

"Copy of the report in my car. Just a minute." He walks away and returns without the bag. Hands me a sheet of paper. "I hate these missing person reports. So many just never show up again."

Look at Melanie's smiling face in the photo, but the name underneath her photo is Linda Peterson. "I wish I could help you," I say to Carmine, "but I don't know her."

Carmine nods and says, "Well thanks, Price. Good luck in Reno." He begins to walk away.

"Hey Carmine," I say. He stops and turns. "How much did the kid say he got ripped off for—by the truckers?"

"Seven hundred, I think," he says.

Nod and wave, thinking that the little bitch did okay, not that I blame her.

Steph :
That is such a great story, Jill. You tell about your adventures on the road from Salt Lake to Reno so much better than Mic does. Did anything else happen?

Jill :
Actually told that story to Mic 4-5yrs ago and we haven't discussed it since. He wrote and posted it as if it were coming from me. Nothing else happened on the road. Remember the sun in my eyes near the end of the trip, seeing the city lights as I approach and pulling into Reno just after dark.

Carlo :
C'mon Stephanie, Jill just lobbed you a fat one right across the plate. Time to step up and take a swing, honey.

Benny :
Maybe she don't get baseball

Mic :
Sure y'all wanna read it? Kinda rough.

Ben :
Ain't got a hair on yer ass unless you post what Stephanie said right now.

Steph :
If saying it meant I could live a long and satisfying life and not saying it meant I'd die a slow and terrible death, I wouldn't give you the satisfaction.

Benny :
That line is from a chick flick about ice skating, I think.

Jules :
Wow man, the woman truly despises you. Let me guess, you're not married.

Mic :
Was but not now.

Ben :
How many times?

Mic :
3

Raj :
Not going to marry again.

Jules :
Feel your pain, man. Been there myself—once.

Ian :
Ironic, don't you think? Ghost writing a woman's perspective and you can't get along with most women.